<p>The great mark of a man, it is said, is whether you turn right or left as you board the plane.</p><p>Left means you're in business class, and a pleasant few hours of diversion await you. On the Dubai-to-London flight, or vice versa, it also means some sleep.</p><p>If you turn right, on the other hand, you have seven hours of airline torture cramped seats, screaming children and snoring.</p><p>I thought all this would be solved with the introduction of the new Airbus A380 to the Emirates fleet. The plane is the most technologically advanced in history, and boasts the height of luxury, in business class at least.</p><p><a href="http://www.thenational.ae/business/industry-insights/aviation/no-savoury-snacks-on-the-a380-well-that-takes-the-biscuit">Keep reading...</a></p>