<p>We are now officially through the first week on the 2013-14 Canucks season, and already there have been tons of interesting storylines, weird quotes and whatever you choose to classify "Thornton-gate" as.</p><p>(I'm going with this)</p><p>Rather than contribute more words to the stories you've been reading about all week, I will take the old adage from cinema of "show, don't tell" and present the week's news stories in a series of ridiculous photoshops. If you want to know what actually happened, feel free to search around on TheProvince.com and find out. If you want to sit back and let pictures do all the work, well then I present to you:</p><p>Vancouver Canucks: This Week in Photoshop (OCT. 4 OCT. 11)</p><p><a href="http://blogs.theprovince.com/2013/10/11/vancouver-canucks-this-week-in-photoshop-oct-4-11/">Keep reading...</a></p>